Things pass through my head. I hug them. They tell me off.spacepersonTumblr (3.0; @ueberleben)http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/Turning unemployment into funemployment!... Now back to unemployment.http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/590876101http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/590876101Tue, 11 May 2010 20:21:56 -0400Why does m come before n? It just doesn't make sense...http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/579378323http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/579378323Fri, 07 May 2010 15:22:48 -0400I think my apartment is trying to tell me something. Through smell. http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/576740586http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/576740586Thu, 06 May 2010 15:04:48 -0400Enjoyed three hours of public transport. Someone's birthday at home. Booze. Three hours of public transport back. Wonders of gastrointestinal tract.http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/574071794http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/574071794Wed, 05 May 2010 15:00:48 -0400Turns out having insects in your trash isn't all that glamorous.http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/571414616http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/571414616Tue, 04 May 2010 14:59:48 -0400Tired of coming up with new facial expressions to bemoan brother's break-ups. http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/566344372http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/566344372Sun, 02 May 2010 15:22:49 -0400Your day is never complete until you've been mistaken for a Toyota Corolla.http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/563879719http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/563879719Sat, 01 May 2010 15:32:49 -0400I think granny is being hypoglycemic just to strike up a conversation. http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/561472203http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/561472203Fri, 30 Apr 2010 15:29:47 -0400Enjoying a day of graceless aging.http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/559011175http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/559011175Thu, 29 Apr 2010 15:22:50 -0400First those lusty 9-year-olds corrupted our church and now they're trying to cover it up with suicide and personality disorders.http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/554154353http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/554154353Tue, 27 Apr 2010 16:55:23 -0400I have ugly friends to feel better about myself.http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/553955044http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/553955044Tue, 27 Apr 2010 15:00:49 -0400Spent day flirting with type 2 diabetes. http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/548809168http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/548809168Sun, 25 Apr 2010 15:45:50 -0400Landlord has great televangelist hair. You just want to pet it, ruffle it and ask its sexual preference.http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/546157719http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/546157719Sat, 24 Apr 2010 15:23:48 -0400Saving my hair for the bad times ahead. All in all a very dignified experience. http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/543687575http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/543687575Fri, 23 Apr 2010 15:20:48 -0400Just realized that my last relationship only lasted because I needed someone to check for moles on my back. http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/541202882http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/541202882Thu, 22 Apr 2010 15:19:49 -0400Nothing's impossible when you had booze for breakfast. http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/538838386http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/538838386Wed, 21 Apr 2010 15:19:48 -0400Let's add baldness to the suicide note.http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/536321583http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/536321583Tue, 20 Apr 2010 15:17:49 -0400Well, granny's new purse is a colostomy bag.http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/533830816http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/533830816Mon, 19 Apr 2010 15:13:49 -0400Mother felt like soliciting awkward hugs today.http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/531264804http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/531264804Sun, 18 Apr 2010 15:11:42 -0400Moving out of my mother's. Think I got menopause by proxy. http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/528741475http://ueberleben.tumblr.com/post/528741475Sat, 17 Apr 2010 15:06:41 -0400