spaceperson

May 11

Turning unemployment into funemployment!… Now back to unemployment.

May 07

Why does m come before n? It just doesn’t make sense…

May 06

I think my apartment is trying to tell me something. Through smell.

May 05

Enjoyed three hours of public transport. Someone’s birthday at home. Booze. Three hours of public transport back. Wonders of gastrointestinal tract.

May 04

Turns out having insects in your trash isn’t all that glamorous.

May 02

Tired of coming up with new facial expressions to bemoan brother’s break-ups.

May 01

Your day is never complete until you’ve been mistaken for a Toyota Corolla.

Apr 30

I think granny is being hypoglycemic just to strike up a conversation.

Apr 29

Enjoying a day of graceless aging.

Apr 27

First those lusty 9-year-olds corrupted our church and now they’re trying to cover it up with suicide and personality disorders.